Just a warning for my fellow Jezzies who are also Gawkerites: The comments on the Gawker version of this article are infinitely depressing.

If those were to scale, we'd probably be able to see them flying around from here.

Come on. Who on earth actually thought this was real? We're doomed.

Might I add:

Well may be i have different tastes but she has always been hot in my book

I guess it's possible. I was watching the one starring Edward Norton and Brad Pitt. You?

I was cringing in anticipation of a giant dick flashing on the Fight Club one. And while I appreciate not being visually assaulted, I feel like it was a missed opportunity.

You forgot The Sound of Music...

Bigfoot

On behalf of those of us who cannot have gluten, I must express my disappointment that the national dialogue on breadwinning ignores those of us who fundamentally should not win bread.

This is an actual clip of the end of Clayton Morris's segment:

A side note: This is even MORE busted than you might think. The biologist who coined the term "alpha male" has since decided his own research was flawed and has been campaigning, without success, to have the book that coined the term (which he wrote) taken out of print. So "alpha women" is based on a "scientific" idea…

How does this not absorb mechanical input from the rider and increase rolling resistance?

Within minutes, they were able to hook their prototype up to a bike, which produced a visibly smoother and faster ride...

I want to say NP just because it is much more interesting than the typical SBC Vega swap. Also the work appears clean. But, $20,000 for a Vega seems like a lot especially since you can find nice clean Vega Cosworths for less than that.

Ugh! This is so sad. Poor dog.

I've always pictured Steam like this.

The only time it's appropriate to talk about the death penalty and abortion is to point out the hypocrisy of the "Pro-Life" movement. A lot of politicians/supporters of "pro-life" bullshit support the death penalty and aggressive military measures overseas. Hence, they are not in fact "pro life" they are anti-abortio…

Hack - "to write computer programs for enjoyment" Merriam-Webster

Stop being such a pedant, especially if you're going to be an inaccurate pedant.

"But on the other, it brings into sharp relief the fallacy of claiming that dating, loving, or befriending a member of another race somehow inoculates a person against racism."

Yep, I come from a family that's as diverse as a UN assembly and we have plenty of outspoken bigots who love to make nasty remarks between…