Welcome back to Brain Candy! I’m hanging up my riddle hat in 2016—a year (plus some) is a long time to wear a hat—but I’ll still be around. A shout out to everyone who solved puzzles with me in 2015, you are all brainy and delicious:
Welcome back to Brain Candy! I want a bat. Do bats like mangoes? My bat will like mangoes.
Welcome back to Brain Candy! At our family reunion, we used to put a can of spam in the gift exchange every year. For ten years, we passed around the same can. Then one year someone ate it. Why did they do that?
Welcome back to Brain Candy! Is it Wednesday? If not Wednesday, disregard.
Welcome back to Brain Candy! This seems to be a party full of adults wearing onesies, aka exactly my kind of party. #teamchicken
Welcome back to Brain Candy! I’m in a soupy state of mind. I made ramen with slow cooked pork for my lunch this week, and I’m already looking for next week’s soup. Got any recipes for me?
I have been grumpy all day because of this Clickhole article, “Awesome: When A Little Girl Told Neil DeGrasse Tyson She Wanted To Live On Jupiter, He Completely Shut Her Down.” (ETA) And apparently it’s satire. So, quality use of my time great work me :)
Welcome back to Brain Candy! I don’t know why I don’t just live in chinatown. I feel like so many of my problems would be solved that way.
Welcome back to Brain Candy! Are pomegranates in season in the winter, or do I think that because of Greek mythology? I can’t find any in my supermarket, and this is a life problem.
Welcome back to Brain Candy! Let us now win the World Sudoku Championship. Casually. On a Wednesday afternoon. Like a baller.
Welcome back to Brain Candy! This is what I have learned about myself today: My job satisfaction has a direct correlation to the availability of free food in the office. I’m one step closer to self-actualization.
Welcome back to Brain Candy! As always, I am hungry.
Sometimes I find a puzzle and I look at it and think, Backtalk is probably not going to like this. Then I post it here anyway. That is how I feel today.
Welcome back to Brain Candy! Why is honey so goopy? Is honeycomb edible? It should be.
Welcome back to Brain Candy! Everybody is sick except me. I feel kind of left out.
Welcome back to Brain Candy! I always make myself so hungry searching for candy pictures for these posts.
Welcome back to Brain Candy! My roommate has invented a game where you blindly taste a jelly bean and then try to guess its flavor. Yesterday I guessed “red pepper” on a pineapple jelly bean. My taste buds are broken?
Welcome back to Brain Candy! The puzzle gods have smiled on me today. BRB brailleing.
Welcome back to Brain Candy! This is my brain on kinja.
Welcome back to Brain Candy! Dragonfruits look like Lilly Pulitzer. That’s my observation of the day.
