Come on. You know that must make the fantasies so much better.

So these refs have cameras on their heads? All of a sudden the NFL’s “Pylon” cameras seem less neat.

After reading all these comments, it’s apparent the Daytona 500 just ended.

I’ve had my share of screwed up relationships before but this is ridiculous. In love or not, grow a fucking spine man and move on.

Yes. Opiates, like all drugs, effect some folks differently. Even within the opiate class, some work for people and others sometimes have little or no effect. Everyone has slightly different body chemistry and the opiate receptors in people’s brains have slightly different sensitivity as well. I work in the medical…

The idea that Christianity, or any religion, has the corner on morality and what it means to live right and be a good person will forever be bullshit. But even those of us who aren’t religious can marvel at the strength his faith has given him in such trying times. His eloquence was both powerful and heartbreaking.

And Clay Travis rushes to explain how a 14 year old “law enforcement officer” is just in it for a money grab in 3...2...1

To be fair, watching anyone riding around in a truck is more entertaining than the mid 90s Knicks.

Let’s just get this out of the way right now. Thank you Monster Magnet and Grant Morrison for one of the best superhero names ever.

“Jesus,” you guys almost made him likable. Almost...

Hell Yes!

He’s also the only candidate who’s stated publicly that he disagreed with the Civil Rights Act and whose newsletter warned of an upcoming “race war” that he and his father’s supporters should prepare themselves for. But yeah, he wants to legalize weed!

Sounds like a Sanders supporter actually. So yes, that really is a spot-on analysis of Deadspin and the rest of Gawker Media.

Or maybe he’s a huge Clinton supporter. Which would mean he’ll be placed on Gawker Media’s shitlist ASAP.

Shouldn’t a gun be in his other hand? I heard that’s the only way Republicans can finish.

Wolfmother? Never heard of them.

As an Arizona fan, I never thought it was possible to like or feel empathy for a Seahawks fan let alone someone from Seattle. Thank you Bryan, for changing my mind. Great wrestler who has been a pleasure to watch over the years.

Get off my lawn!

An intelligent, sexy lady who is insanely talented and surrounded by douchebags and assholes? Just another day at FS1 for Katie.

That’s ridiculous. Everyone knows that Natty Light is the choice of Chowdaheads everywhere.