Running on the same street as a bunch of terrified angry animals who are being herded to their imminent deaths is not even close to the same thing as being shot at by another human who is desperately trying to kill you. Its a cheap approximation that comes at the expense of the animals. Its not noble or valiant, its…

This is great because it combines the exhilaration of skydiving or playing in traffic with the barbaric and unnecessary cruelty of a dogfight.

“experience-based magazine"? What the hell does that even mean?

I completely disagree. Not because of your points about racism (which I also disagree with), but because Atticus Finch is not a real person, but the person you assemble in your brain when you read some letters on paper. Harper Lee is not shedding light on some reality of Atticus Finch, because there is no reality of…

Not to be pedantic, but there is no NBA Hall of Fame. Broussard making shit up again.

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But what do you do when the officer administers the Field Smugness Test?

I’m trying to find the part where they answered the question.

SOURCES: Cuban beside himself.

Yote-spreading is the scourge of 21st century public transportation.

#notallghosts

Glad to see the guy finally caught a break.

Sounds like you haven’t read the book, doing that might give you a bit more insight.

True dat. Hard to maintain a terrorist network when only one guy gets to do all the shooting.

“privately expressed envy that Houston’s presentation could be bolstered by projections and on-court analysis of a team that already had James Harden and Howard.”

Biased in favor of... facts?

Women’s soccer and women’s tennis are every bit as good as the men’s game.

Here’s the thing, jokers. Clothes that don’t fit are the SAME PRICE as clothes that do fit. Do you think they gave Mr. Sandler a discount for this little number? Hell know. There is no economic imperative for your schlubiness. Only laziness, lack of self-respect and the diminished expectations of whatever partner you…

This is pretty much the way I feel - I’m a t-shirt and jeans kind of guy, but I wear t-shirts and jeans that actually fit me (which is to say, I’m not Michael Jordan).