Clearly this guy has been watching too much Bachelor

Anyone who voluntarily works for Jason Chaffetz can go right ahead and f*ck themselves.

[cough]

Yes indeed. She will. And it’s going to be EPIC!!!!

I think the suit might actually be worse than the hair. But then again, the hair is godawful.

Personally I would use the opportunity to get some grooming and hydration tips!

That was a choice. That whole thing was a choice...

Not too bad. It sounds like most of them carry ice cream with them at all times.

Ouch. He should channel his hair time into finding Pokemon or something because it is NOT working out for him.

There’s a lot of them. As I’ve said before, the littlest prince has the best, most adorable resting bitch face I’ve ever seen.

is it bad that i could immediately tell party affiliation from looks alone?

i concur.

It was always fun to see how the same story was presented on Gawker vs. The Slot. There would be a clickbaity title, blatant bias, and misfired snark in the Gawker post while The Slot’s would be relatively neutral and more informative.

He seems like the type that’s perfectly fine with that tbh.

“Family Friend”

You guys need to retract this headline. Seriously, this is embarrassing.

Who the fuck cares

Can we stick to the facts? Namely that Trump is an epic fuck stick?

You’re right, specious headline!