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So did she go with the basket of hamsters this time or the usual bushel basket of grubs?

A mere roast of Coulter wouldn’t be quite as appropriate as a burning at the stake, but this is what we get.

I didn’t see that, but I feel like Martha would be right in her wheelhouse at a roast.

“She doesn’t even go here”

That was beautiful. Jewel's comments were especially funny.

Jewel (!) articulated my feelings the best when she said as a feminist she couldn’t endorse everything being said about Coulter, but as someone who hates Coulter she’s digging it. Peyton Manning, who had genuine affection and great delivery for his fellow roasters, didn’t even bother to hide his sneer when delivering

That was AMAZING. Fuck Ann Coulter, she deserved every second of that.

Ann Coulter reminds me of that one person we all see in the comments who takes is wayyyyy too far thinking they are being clever/funny/passionate and everyone is just like “...nooooooooooooooooooo”

I think they always have at least one person who’s appearance is meant to make everyone go “Huh?” Like with Justin Bieber they brought on Martha Stewart to roast him.

She buys groceries?! I assumed her sustenance came from turning her head 180 degrees and eating the face of her partner during copulation.

I guess I don’t know his political affiliations. Coulter (like the dirty rag that got left under the sink and sprouted orange mold that she endorses) is a polarizing figure for Republicans though

She seems very lean and sinewy....like wild game. I would suggest steaming would be preferable to roasting.

Jewel’s response is lovely:

She lived long enough to see America embrace what she rejected: women in combat, gay marriage, increasing acceptance of LGBTQ community, Roe v Wade upheld. It’s too bad she didn’t live long enough to see a woman President. If all goes right, the rolling over in her grave will start in November and continue ad

She was working to elect trump right up until her death. She was not a nice old lady.

Well, that's a thing that happened.

I can’t wait till her hero trump unhinges his jaw and swallows her corpse whole on the campaign trail like a human monitor lizard.

The fires of hell will burn a little hotter tonight.

Girl, bye.

How lovely. I'm sure she leaves behind a tremendous doily collection.