I want a Venn diagram of things on that list and the W-S catalog.

Now all we need is the article on all the things people shoved up their asses this year and 2017 will be complete!

What if I’m equally unnerved by Google’s corporate practices and would like to avoid them as well?

It’s”Right to Life”. After that you’re on your own.

I think the CIA tried in the ‘70s to weaponize whatever it is you’re on but couldn’t quite get the formula right

i didn’t see Interstellar, so i’ll just assume this was the plot of it

That was beautiful and terrifying at the same time. Well done.

crazy to think that someday we will all crawl into that huge pink mouth and huddle behind the shattered and tilted peaks of his teeth along the rolling wet hills of his McDonald’s-impacted gum line as he leaps, naked, out into space on a trajectory set for Earth 2, a quivering savior hurtling spread eagle through the…

I have a motto that I’ve been saying for years:

Snow Leia is best Leia.

It’s too bad only the signed version of Han’s parka is the correct color.

The. Coat. Was. Not. Blue!

hopefully he chokes on his tapioca pudding cup this evening and his family doesn’t get the inheritance tax benefits. sorry, Meghan xoxo

On rare occasions something that sounds like sanity comes out of his mouth, yes.

“lol” replaces periods in sentences to help soften statements

“Mass Unfollowing” is a gross exaggeration lol

An American moron who likes the flavour of grease and the texture of hot gum.

in the 250 hours he’s spent attempting Dam 0:52

Yep, came here to say this. If you’re honestly taking a loan from fucking Instagram, I don’t have much sympathy for you.

Little boy: Hey, mister! How’d you get to be a millionaire?

Isn’t the point of it being a toy in the first place?