RIP, indeed. This fills me with pain and saguaro.

Everything about this is beautiful, from the iconic blurred leaderboard to the handful of gravel in sharp focus to the razor-thin depth of field to the oh-so-cool and bizarre livery of the subject.

What a Geely-Davidson might look like:

The spindle needs to be folded, stapled, mutilated, and discarded.

Yes. Yes it was. Because they COULD have done this:

Let’s get some more stars over here, people.

That’s the genius of it as a military vehicle - it’s both transportation AND a bomb.

Yes, by all means, let’s keep normalizing the producers, directors, best boys, and coffee boys of our 3-year executive branch reality shitshow.

When I become a supervillain - and I assure you it’s “when,” not “if” - this will be one of the first items on my shopping list. The interior will be done by Spyker; there will be champagne on tap; it will have a villainous cat dispenser (as a Bond-style villain, I’m obligated to have a cat, but I’m bad at taking care…

Spot on. This right here is the part that everyone complaining about his radio message seems to disregard.

“I’m bringing in D&D to finish up the last season. You don’t mind, do you?”

Kinja delete

Exxxxxxxxxxxactly.

I *do* hope it makes a bigger splash this time around.

Sooner or later, Kung Lao is gonna come for his chapeau. And it ain’t gonna be pretty.

My theory on why the entire clan is there? Because in his entitled, Adderall-abuse-fogged, privileged, sleep-deprived mind, it’s one royal family meeting another. He even made a reference to “next generation” meetings between his hellspawn and the younger royals.

Well...let’s just say both require caution.

Random thought: that main image up top made me think of the cover of “Logan”...which, in a way, IS a Father’s Day movie. In a sliced, diced, snikty way.

Random thought: that main image up top made me think of the cover of “Logan”...which, in a way, IS a Father’s Day…

“The two tug boats that had been guiding the ship into the Giudecca tried to slow it, but one of the chains linking them to the giant snapped under the pressure, he added.”

Wait, this elaborate, comical, multi-directional creation is *traditional*?!?