Next up, Battlefield 1776.

He’s keeping that hand soft with Vaseline in the glove. For his woman.

Quoth the Bard: the bawdy hand of the dial is now upon the prick of noon.

Not even upperclass, a Baronetage is an “invented” title sold by the Crown in the 18th century to raise cash.

I think it is mentioned in the epilogue that most of the (male) Commanders were accidentally sterilized in a biological weapons experiment in the early days of the Republic. And a big part of the handmaids program is to essentially perpetuate the misogynistic myth that men cannot be infertile, it’s always the woman’s…

Bloody Torchwood.

Also, for some strange reason, an adaptation of a Canadian Novel by a Canadian Author filmed in Toronto is not available in Canada.

What time is it?

All alone

So much winning.

Can I interest you in some fine plenary indulgences, hot off the presses of Wittenburg?

Sancte Yeezus, ora pro nobis!

The 53% of white women who voted for Trump?

Do we say yay or nay on Puffed Sleeves?

Don’t you put that voodoo on Tay Tay, Ricky Bobby!

Maybe Trump will get confused and fire both Bannon, and then replace him with the cool Kushner, the one who voted Democrat and is currently banging Karlie Kloss.

To be fair, it wasn’t a French Canadien who sold Anne the green hair dye. It was a German Jew.

My humps, my humps, my lovely lady humps.