No one's slick as Gaston

Hey, at least we all got a pic of shirtless Jason Momoa out of me reposting the news. Could be worse.

What? Stephanie Meyer you keep your filthy claws off of Stranger With My Face and Summer of Fear and Daughters of Eve. You hear me? OFF.

I wonder what the population of women in women-only prisons is? I bet it's higher.

I think Miles missed the part where they said that they keep a stool like that in storage just for situations like this.

Describe in single words. Only the good things that come to your mind. About your mother.

I almost bit on that you magnificent bastard.

Typical right-wing media trying to force their gun-peens down the throats of children.

Cannot check comments anymore, they are filling with pictures of spiders.

Fantasmic and Maleficent are the ONLY reason I go to Disneyland.

How the fuck do I star this multiple times? That is the all-time classic line of all movies. Ever.

You make an excellent point. This is probably why Lion King is the best, because it's just Hamlet, and in Hamlet SHIT GOES DOWN.

I think Angelina Jolie was great in this movie.

I make a motion to start Dolly Parton facts in the style of Chuck Norris facts. GO!

FACT: Flowers don't bend to face the sunlight. They bend toward whatever direction Dolly Parton is.

FACT: Love of books is called bibliophilia. Love of cats is called ailurophilia. Love of Dolly Parton is called logic.

FACT: Dolly Parton…

Dolly, you are now, as ever, my idol.

"Why does Supernatural have so many female fans?"

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