Janet Jackson Stylist Wayne Lukas said, “Planned or unplanned — that’s not something I discuss,” he says…Janet is…always at the top of her game. She’s always on top of what’s coming, and what’s showing up, and what’s next. We had done a half jacket for her “All For You” video, and all of a sudden all the kids at Gay…

The petty in me is pleased by this. 

“So you’re telling me...The Jet crashed because it ran out of fuel? A likely story.” -Pete Carroll

pete carroll thinks hot takes melt steel beams, but jet fuel can’t.

I agree. This was just a Loccident waiting to happen. 

I’m shocked that your grammar is poor.

Trigger, please.

To be fair I wouldn’t want my kids to learn how to be a degenerate gambler and get me killed by the mob, either.

And for one moment. Just one. The Universe was perfectly aligned.

no Obi-Wan movie

I hear they give you a full year off in Philadelphia.

I didn’t even notice the shirt at first. I thought Green was mocking LeBron by just having a natural hairline.

I had World Cup tickets coming in from Italy (no idea why they were printed there), but the person on the envelope had to sign for it. I got an email on Thursday saying they were in Verona, Italy and the way it was moving, I thought it would be here Fri/Sat. After stops in Leipzig and Cincy, it arrived on Monday where…

Funny how there is a roundtable discussion here when it’s hard to find episode reviews here. It’s like for a few weeks y’all forgot about this show.

Shaquem Griffin is going to be next jersey i will buy as someone who has bad left hand since birth you and your brother are living a dream myself and my little brother only dream about thank you for been a hero every disabled America disabled citizen in world

Boston fans believing that other teams are lined up to trade their top-5 NBA player for Al Fucking Horford and some chaff will never cease to amuse me.

It’s the same reason Robinson Cano is no longer a Yankee and Dustin Pedroia got paid. Cano “made it look easy and effortless” while Pedroia is “gritty and a grinder.” Code words will always be in place when it comes to accolades.

So one day, this old lady calls me—by the way, I met her later, very good looking for her age, not a pound overweight, very beautiful—she tells me the portions are too small. And I tell her, “That’s a terrible shame. That’s really a shame. I know Dave Thomas. I play racquetball with him all the time. He cheats all the…

Well, maybe if you had put a little more effort into winning the Revolutionary War, this wouldn’t have happened, old chap.