Well, looking through your comment history. You seem like a pleasant, pleasant person. I’m sure you have very many friends, after all, that’s why you spend all your time online right! right? oh... sorry.

well, giving your actual age on the internet is just a *bit* creepy. I mean, i bet you won’t tell me how old you are.

Actually the more I think about it, I’m a high school student pretending to be a grown ass man

or more accurately, 15-18, like a normal high school student, but I’ll let you decide.

That’s very creepy of you to ask.

See: purposely misleading. But it’s nice to know you care so much to keep coming back!

Welp. This is internet, so of course no one will believe me.

Yes. I was purposely misleading. I already stated above that I never wanted disclose my age before, but I felt on this article, it was relevant to hint at it, for obvious reasons. Thanks for your understanding

Normally I’d say something else, but it’s funny because I did choose. For my dad. The agent asked my dad and I Volvo or Chrysler. Instinctively I chose Volvo. But no, I did not drive it yet since I do not drive. But hey if you want to know more about the Volvo, feel free to ask for some pics.

Welp. What can I tell you? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ believe what you want

About the tide pods: really? Huh. I was just using that as an example for people who wanted attention. Wasn’t expecting this kind of response.  

Creepy much?

Well, that’s how I do. Why else would I, someone who has never posted anything political, come to this article about schools to post my first comment in a political post?

But he did rent one, but what do I know right? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

All observations I made without ever driving the car. Don’t tell me you’ve never been in a car. Additionally, I haven’t wanted to reveal my age, but I felt it was necessary for this post.

Never said I drove it, I’m guessing your parents never took you on vacation. If there’s one thing I learned today, it’s how easy it is to pass as an adult

End game? There is none. I’m just a student expressing my views. You don’t have to believe me. But hey, why else would someone with absolutely no political posts or background come to comment on the only one regarding high schools right? Absurd!

Ok.

Help! I can’t find the delete button. Oh well. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Uh... Ok. Whatever you say. Just know I am indeed a student. But you didn’t need to know that.