Never stop reporting on these idiots. Their clownshit amuses me to no end.

Building the new Tesla factory on Mars.

Seven years of indentured servitude is the tradition payment plan. There are also worse options.

I just never need a pallet of toilet paper.

The process is much easier. No negotiations. Just bend over and take it.

The Steve Bannons of the world who always complain about Iran aren’t upset about that society.

Disney owns a lot of swamp land. A person could disappear down there.

Yes. It. Is.

It had has a specific, labor intensive fried tortilla (x2) that isn’t shared with any other item.

I’ll buy a dump of a house and fix it before I’ll pay a premium for someone else’s slapdash, flipped construction.

Why do I want that Edsel so bad?

But I will be kicking ass on the 4 degree slopes.

Neighbor got a cool grand for an SX4 with important engine parts sticking out of a new hole in the block.

This is the vehicle I want to give the full Singer, carbon fiber, screamer motor, whale penis interior treatment.

The Emmys will fix that by one-upping the slap.

I just wiped my butt with it!

Everyone needs a little Blackpool hooligan in their life.

It is almost as if you entirely missed the point. Enjoy your four hour old closet food, Mr principaled position.

Story? No idea, but the point is to make you click.