I’ve seen (and done) worse on purpose

I loved the Jamie Kennedy X-periment. Crashing Bob Saget’s house with a tour group was brilliant.

“The shooting of a white Australian is likely to provoke a very different public and police response than the many, many killings of unarmed black Americans by police in the last few years.”

And they would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!

I want to die in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

Oh yeah. I’ve been reading about that for a while now. Its huge. Its why their number one talking point has always been “fake news.”

Or do the more responsible thing and stop “interviewing” them. Interview is in quotes because it isn’t an interview when the person being interviewed refuses to answer. Cooper should have cut his feed once he realized Gorka wasn’t going to say anything remotely true.

Not sure I see what the problem is. Fair and balanced is fair and balanced.

Looks like he’s busting a NUTT

I know, my last dog was a Siberian Husky and she died fifteen years ago and I miss her til this day.

I was always kind of scornful about the concept of prenups until I adopted dogs. I went from “Why would you go in planning for failure?” to “There’s no way in hell I’d risk being in a position where someone could take my dogs from me.” Obviously it’s more complicated when you adopted a dog together, though.

So who’s going to tell her about the election?

That is a good dog.

...right?! This year’s race ain’t shit compared to the 1982 Tour de France.

Number one baby!

Came for the reference to the funny TV thing, was not disappointed.

“Meet our new head of coop security: Mr. Fox.”

When McEnroe first heard the news that Navratilova had announced she was gay, he was heard to yell, “OF COURSE SHE’S OUT! USE YOUR FUCKING EYES, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW COULD YOU SAY SHE WASN’T OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEARLY OUT?!?!”