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Bicyclist: A whole new huuuurt
Mattress: (Don't you dare close your eyes)
Bicyclist: A hundred thousand cuts to feel
Mattress: (Hold your breath, you'll be shredded)

Hello, person of constant yelling.

/dying

I knew you'd hear the voice of reason.

Agree to disagree.

That's just a secondary account.

Do you think the NFL will eventually embrace the idea of players coming out of the draft sporting more bolo ties?

Ugh. +1

Goddamn fantastic.

+1

Guggenberger only blocked the horse, who, unfortunately being uncovered, was then immediately shot by the right winger.

Haha yeah we were messing with the new guy awhile back about those lovely contraptions. Us old guard are pros on those things, way more efficient than email. The new guy I mentioned, Kyle, haha, great guy, just always trying too hard to fit in, well, we told him one time to fetch us a new toner- those Kathy Ireland…

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Oh good grief. +1

+1

That's some words to dance to.