Well, he is old enough to be a skipper.

Thank you for that.

Meanwhile, in utter darkness...

I'm glad you swooped in on that. I was trying to hold back.

+1

He's been of strong opinions on this subject since Ian Mahinmi stood his ground.

It's good to see Pittsburgh plumb the cavities instead of the cellar this year.

Nice. It was another long one, it's been one day off since the 4th, but things are well this summer.

+1, how long before Javale McGee takes this to a whole new level?

At least they put in some effort on the arbitration angle.

My life experience has tended towards the opposite.

my bad. Vision isn't getting better.

Boy, the Madden brothers look like shit these days.

Obviously, mine.

You're off to UNT, eh? Luck to ya!

What a bunch of clucking chickenshit.

*applause*

Beldar? Possibly Bacchus.

You classy, classy man.

Left field? I thought he turned it into centaur.