...especially his former union to a white woman.

Don't ask, just commit.

Give me a keg of beer...and these...

This is a really weird way to announce a circumcision.

I saw him playing four games of chess at once in Central Park.

He's a very intelligent man. I don't have nothing against him.

That's $0.50 for a t-shirt.

"Pussy."

I heard Üter Zörker just committed suicide.

Nah. It's pretty good.

Poo-Tang clan said it best: Dookie Rules Everything Around Muncie.

HD? Try HR.

titty residue

No, someone else should have been less reactionary.

When Alan Page began running, as a defensive tackle in the NFL, long-distance, it was sacrilegious.

"...the farthest the 26-year-old North Carolina resident had run was 23 miles in training."

"C" is for squandered talent.

Pedro has extra skin to spare.

Somebody (Tape) Deck This Guy

It's so meta(bolic syndrome).