Zach Braff Is Without Worth
The date: May 30th
The time: 11p.m.
The place: La Esquina, 106 Kenmare Street
Sighted: Zach Braff hanging out with an attractive petite blonde babe at the end of the bar at La Esquina
Derek Jeter Gets Treated Like A Knick
The date: May 24th 2:30am
The place: 201 Park Avenue South
Sighted: Derek Jeter at the Underbar at the W Union Square. He was with a couple of dudes and about seven whorish looking women. They cleared out the bar and moved the furniture out of the middle of the room, we suspect for stripper-poles. As we were getting…
Are We Not Billy Crudup?
The date: May 15th
The place: Fifth Avenue at 18th Street
Sighted: "Saw Billy Crudup talking on his blackberry, huddled in a phone booth on 5th Avenue just below 19th street. He is short and had a stupid mustache which was creepily reddish and not the same color as his hair. Looked a little freaked out as I turned to…
Ellen Barkin, Sex Educator
The date: May 13th
The place: 79 Greene Street
Sighted: "Ellen Barkin with 14-year-old daughter Romey at upscale sex toy emporium Kiki de Montparnasse. Only Hollywood stars can bring in their kids to adult stores without losing custody of them."
Foxy Brown's Endless Reign of Terror
The time: 1 p.m.
The date: May 1st
The place: 123 Mercer Street
Sighted: "Saw Foxy Brown at Agent Provocateur. The store girl was helping a customer when Foxy freaked on her for not helping her instead and started screaming in her face. She made the cute girl cry."
Vanilla Ice Will Kill Someone Soon
The date: April 28, 2007
The place: 42nd and 2nd
Sighting: Vanilla Ice in the flesh at McFadden's Saturday night around midnight. Made a big entrance and got behind the bar, but never actually sang. Ice Ice Baby did play in the background. Looked as good as a former Surreal Life star can... tattoos and tilted hat and…
Joey Lawrence Knows His Place
The date: April 21st
The time: 12pm
The place: Norma's at Le Parker Meridien, 118 W. 57th Street
Sighted: "Joey Lawrence dining alone at Norma's at the Parker Meridien. Was listening to his iPod and singing to himself while reading some sort of script. I think it said Chicago on it. Will we be seeing him on Broadway…
Stalk of the Town: Jude Law's Downward Spiral
The date: Apr 10, 2007
The place: Grays Papaya, 37th and 8th
Sighting: "Jude Law going into Grays Papaya. He was talking on his cell phone as he walked in. He came out with a big bag, looks like he took lots of hot dogs to go! Jude better watch that figure of his!"
Stalk of the Town: Kevin Costner in 'Waterweight'
The time: 9:30 p.m.
The date: April 4th
The place: Butter, 415 Lafayette Street
Sighted: "Kevin Costner drinking and dining at Butter. Boy oh boy was he enjoying that food. He is a FAT, HUGE WHALE. I actually didn't believe it was him until I heard him talking. What happened? I'm traumatized."
Stalk of the Town: J. Rhys Meyers, Clearly Gay
The date: March 29, 2007
The place: Prince Street
Sighting: Jonathan Rhys Meyers walking down Prince Street with a girl. He was carrying a huge Club Monaco bag.
Stalk of the Town: Julianna Margulies' Magnum, P.I.
The time: 6 p.m.
The date: March 18th
The place: Duane Reade, 378 Sixth Avenue
Sighted: "Spotted Julianna Margulies in the checkout line at Duane Reade. She was hugging on a guy (cute, salt and pepper hair, aviator glasses). His purchases included deodorant, saline solution and a nice big box of Trojan Magnum condoms."
Stalk of the Town: Vince Vaughn Gets Post-Adoption Laid
The date: March 18, 2007
The place: 72nd at West End Ave.
Sighting: I saw Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston getting into a car today. Hooray!
Stalk of the Town: Barbara Bush - You Decide
The date: March 1st, 9 p.m
The place: The Spotted Pig, 314 west 11th street
Sighting: "Little Babs at the Spotted Pig last night. She got there at about 9:30pm and was with 4 good looking yet Eurotrash-esque guys. Someone at the bar said it best: 'You have to be famous to be that ugly and still surrounded by good…
Stalk of the Town: Sienna Miller Parties Harder Than You
The date: March 5, 2007, 10am
The place: Mulberry at Prince
Sighting: Just saw Sienna Miller and her hiptard boyfriend. They looked coked out and as if they hadn't been home from the night before. She was dressed in a Kate Moss wanna-be outfit. Looked stupid. Probably is.
Stalk of the Town: Hugh Grant's About a Ploy
The date: February 12th
The time: 9 p.m.
The place: Nobu 57, 40 W. 57th Street.
Sighted: "Saw Hugh Grant going into Nobu 57. He must love Japanese cuisine actually."
Stalk of the Town: Kirsten Dunst's Identity Crisis
The Date: February 16th, 2007, 2am
Stalk of the Town: Angela Lansbury Is A Tale As Old As Time
The time: 1 p.m.
The date: Feb. 5th
The place: Patsy's, 206 E. 60th Street.
Sighted: "Saw Angela Lansbury going into Patsy's. It was pizza she ordered."
Stalk of the Town: They May Have Also Called Him Justin Or Fab A Few Times
The date: February 3rd 2007
The place: 2nd at 13th
Sighted: "Saw Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz, they were fighting with the bartender because they thought he charged them ten dollars too much. They ended up throwing money at him and storming off. Lame. They make how much a movie?"
Stalk of the Town: Fishing Prohibited, Schwimming Allowed
The time: 12 a.m.
The date: January 26th
The place: The Spotted Pig, 314 W. 11th St.
Sighted: "Who knew Ross could get so much ass? He was absolutely SURROUNDED by women upstairs at Spotted Pig last night. Wearing a too-tight black Uniqlo sweater, but otherwise looking pretty normal."
Stalk of the Town: Reichen Lehmkuhl, Not As Dumb As He Looks
The date: January 15th 2007
The place: 56th at Madison
Sighting: Reichen Lehmkuhl at the RCS Experience electronics store on 56th and Madison. He was dressed casually, taller than I expected and accompanied by a male with dark hair.