The Last Jedi broke me. It was a point of no return. Never thought I would reach this day but here I am...

I belly laughed at this for a good 10 minutes, and then silently wept at your poor misfortune for the next 10.  Good grief, brother... you win this one.

Exactly.  This is why I use Opera.  Makes Chrome look like it was developed by a bunch of nitwits.

More than the population of all of New England.

I think NWA said it best.

Incredible how great teams go to Foxboro and suddenly forget how to play basic football.  Truly incredible.

If only someone at Deadspin knew the definition of irony.

It was his subtleties that made him so great.  Perfect example... “.....I’m sorry about that.”  Why is Okerlund apologizing? LMAO  https://youtu.be/7fWpWySQfWI

My dick is so big, my underwear has its own compartment for it to lay down.

My dick is so big, my underwear has its own compartment for it to lay down.

Came here for this; was not disappointed.

If you choose to live anywhere within the boundaries of theformerly great state of Illinois, you deserve to get shot by a stray bullet from Chicago.

I don’t argue with anyone about it anymore. The worst sin TLJ committed was that it made me apathetic.

The more I watch boxing, the more Sylvester’s Stallone’s words from Rocky Balboa (2006) ring true - “It ain’t about how hard you hit; it’s about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward.”

Holy shit when did Rhonda get fat and ugly?

Be curious to know who the largest man is to ever pull off an Iron Cross.

The only person who deserves more hate than Tom Ley is Stan Kroenke.

God damn there are some very, VERY, unattractive females working for Jezebel.

Such lethal cunning!

Came here for the Georgio T. Aliens meme.

Way to wish death on people you fuckin’ asshole.