You really won’t give up with this unionizing will solve of all mankind’s problems thing will you, Hamilton?

These are some tremendous first world problems people have. Impressive.

Here’s a paradigm shift:

Hamilton Nolan proposes more government as the solution to a problem. In other news, it’s dark at night.

Patriots 30 - 13. They’re just too good, too balanced, and of course, they cheat.

Nothing tops Roy Jones Jr. body shot. Sounding like a god damn baseball bat.

My old high school football coach used to put on Crunch Course before every game, 4 years straight. I legit have the whole thing memorized. Some great quotes:

In other news...

If it’s not 2017, then what year is it?

It is my man. Some hills are just worth defending. This pop up shit has to stop. It’s 2017, not 1997.

This article was about as interesting as The Last Jedi.

This is the 5th article I’ve read today where I got the “Please whitelist us...” popup. Here’s how this work:

I’m a big believer and practicioner in the 7 Habits...

The guy is 95 years old. Can he get a fucking pass for making a pass at a few nurses?

Any Seinfeld reference on Deadspin is a great reference.

Wow, 19? That is incredibly sad to be cut down before your prime.

Still can’t believe that cop wasn’t charged in her dad’s death.