This movie is going to be a train wreck. Mark my words. Nobody asked for it, nobody wants it.

I think you have this scene confused since it is categorically the most ridiculous in the entire movie.

Do they celebrate Thanksgiving in Belgium? Does the Hoffer-Mandel-Neo clinic close down?

Pipe down, chump. You’re not allowed to criticize Social Justice Wars on this website.

You’re a complete asshole. And because I disagree with something you wrote on the internet, I’m challenging you and your entire family to a fist fight to prove I’m right and you’re wrong.

This immediately infuriated me. Irrationally infuriated me. As if me and him were suddenly enemies from the old neighborhood.

I’m glad somebody else is finally saying it. I am beyond saddenned that this is absolutely going to happen.

Thanks for being part of the problem. Appreciate the support.

Right! Same here! My high school football coach still gets referenced by me and my buddies. These speeches are an integral part of a boy’s childhood, and they should be cherished...

I’m sure his lawyer will be using that as his defense at his trial after these snowflake loving, overprotective parents sue his balls off.

Holy fucking shit this might just be the winner for the all time greatest 1st world problems article...

I don’t want to kick anyone when they are down, and I certainly don’t want to pile on. So I say this with respect for the great work they did...

I was at that game. Heard that shit in the upper deck. Only harder slap I can think of is the slap Wadsworth gave Mr. Green in Clue The Movie.

This is the world’s greatest gif ha ha ha!!!

Cannot give this enough stars.

Between this lethargic and unsuperlative title, and the insidious Porgs...

In order:

What’s crazy to me is how a 6'3 240 lb man is effortlessly shoved to the ground like a toddler by a 6'5 320 lb man.

The United States has a Men’s National Soccer Team?

I find irony here in women trying to oppress men into bearing the burden of safe sex.