Jesus christ...

Sailor Mars for me.

Whoa now. I reserve the right to call anyone, regardless of sex, gender, race, or ethnicity; ‘man’.

“...and then responds to any attempt at justice or accountability with a dismissive shrug and a laugh”

Can he just go to the Knicks already?

“The Bills circle wagons like the Donner Party.”

As a fellow straight white man I can confirm this.

Getting Hit By A Car

Straight guys want you to enjoy having their dick in your vagina. I will never understand that, even as a dude. We’re not desperately repopulating the Earth at this point. If you’re meh with someone, they could be meh with you. Deal.

From the comment section it sounds like this guy shouldn’t have apologized.

Nice tune.

He is 100% incorrect. Even if you’re using American cheese, you throw it on while cooking. Even for 20 seconds. People who enjoy cold American cheese are Soviet sleeper agents.

Granted I don’t follow baseball... at all. But every team gets an All-Star? That seems silly.

He’s just AFK; he’ll be back.

I’m glad I immediately got your joke, but less glad now because I feel old.

“giant inflatable men and other assorted monstrosities”

No thanks. I dry heave enough in real life.

I kinda feel like I wouldn’t appreciate this. I like anime; but the only ones that really left an impact emotionally were Cowboy Bebop and Gundam Wing.

Huh... that is a genuinely lovely opening featuring flying jet panties

Nonsense. LeBron defers in these situations. He’d have J.R. do it with a pipe in the lounge.