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it can be both things.

So, he's the one who wasn't funny, right?

i think he meant to type 'Eddie Murphy'

just wait until he sends that anonymous note to the police department in block handwriting: HUXTABLE RESIDENCE RAPE VICTIME

Peanut N.O.R.E.

Case Of The Week is for pleibs. Go back to Law & Order.

This is so fucking stupid. This show is the best show on television. I understand why it isn't more successful, because Derpmerica, but man this must be what folks felt like when Twin Peaks got cancelled (except Twin Peaks season two was kind of filled with fail, and Hannibal is at its peak).

incredible live experience.

the only party i'd want to attend is one where godspeed is acceptable party music.

remove the 'boring' and 'bullshit' and we have a winner.

I could never have predicted how good it felt to watch Jack so soundly beat Hannibal's ass.

reminds me of the day michael jackson died. i went to wikipedia when i heard the news and someone had put a giant photo of cock at the top of the page. refreshed and it was gone.

don't know what your friend was smoking…i'd slip that weiner-dog a bone. conventionally 'beautiful' is conventionally boring, to me.

yep. she got scythe'd to death.

or some handler told him how to dress to appeal to the 'crucial hipster demographic'.

The tone of this article is probably the greatest thing ever.

in case you didn't notice, hypocrisy and contradiction are the foundation on which far-right politics builds its shitty condo blocks.

i'll pack his bags!

i remember No Age couldn't wear a pro-Obama shirt in 2008 on Letterman because equal time or whatever.

not gonna work, they're all extremist fucking loonballs…