From Jeff Davis County. I can assure you no one is intelligent enough to submit any legislation from here.

Wow! That check cleared fast.

It’s clean when you fold it. Use proper judgement. I don’t fold and reuse if it’s smushimg out the edges. Jeez!

You stop at the anus!!!! I have a 4 year old! I’m no animal.

Can’t believe it hasn’t been brought up, so I’ll do the honors. Follicular density plays a major role here in wiping strategy. Maybe not so much as to the density of the folds (wad for you Neanderthals), but the 20-30 follow-ups at least.

Doogie in Harold and Kumar. Played himself, but a completely opposite personality of himself.

Stander here

3-4 for first one or two wipes. Then 2 is adequate. Once I’m down to two, I’ll wipe, then fold in half and wipe again. That way I can afford the finer things in life with the dinero I save. Also, you have to change directions, right? Go down for every upswing.

As Deadspin’s cheer expert, let me say it is when you do a 2 1/2 high stunt without mats and no one backing it up. That shit is insanely pointless.

Can we have a sport/not a sport argument here? Talking the competition events. Where one is subjectivity judged and not pitted against another individual or team.

Can this go from grey to white, please

Headsters?

How long you been sitting on that one? ;)

Listening to the post-game of all title games, how come god’s team is the one that always happens to win?

Well, hell. Guess I’ll have to look harder next time. Didn’t see the “sponsored” tag. Lost a few minutes I could’ve been reading something else.

I’d pay that if 4-6 were original and not revamped.

I’d pay that if 4-6 were original and not revamped.

More stars please

Does no one remember Elvis Presto? Am I imagining this?

I am

Padre wife and I both in tears.