I hate this expression.

We had a good laugh at the Russians when we saw this. Not so weird now, is it?

He's a pompous, disrespectful blowhard who countenances spying and bullies guests. She a racist shit-stirrer who thinks she's advancing feminism by trolling and throwing other women she doesn't like under the bus, and then asking for dudebro points for being so "edgy" and "an equal opportunity offender". So I come…

Rousey has probably never, in her life, taken anything similar, in terms of speed and power, of Floyd.

No, absolutely not. He would kill her. Maybe on accident. I've noticed women MMA fighters do not strike as hard as men, even relative to their strength. I'd give maybe a 1% chance that Rousey pulls some sweet-awesome judo armbar before Floyd landed a strike, but if he pulled a single significant strike or combo,…

So which do you think it will be: 1) " My Twitter account was hacked." 2) "I had poor word choice, but I'm being quoted out of context." 3) "An intern maintains my Twitter account, and they have been let go." 4) "I'm a Republican from Minnesota. Are you really surprised?"

At least they didn't burn a couch on the court

Let me know if you need a step ladder to get down from your high horse. Insufferable cunt.

On the other hand, it's safe to assume we'll be seeing Richie storming out of court for years to come.

My aunt made $95.52 an hour by watching a page load. Click the link above and send your bank account's account number and routing number telepathically. Success!!!

maybe the test is to see how long people would wait on that page?

Winter storms do not have names. It is unscientific, confusing and dangerous to use something that came from a crappy basic cable network's promotions department.

Tim Marchman: Halloween Candy, Ranked

Now make a list of imaginary cereals.

Lists, Ranked:

At first I was confused, becaue thhis could not possibly be an actual ranking. then I realized that the headline is wrong. It should be

Sochis life

"I do not feel my body lower than my belly button. But I am strong and know that some day I will definitely be on my feet again."

This is apparently a trend among athletes. For example, yesterday no one was guarding Aaron Hernandez.