GarrisonDean
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11/11/19
9:56 AM
158

I use my horn to notify the guy at the front of the left turn lane that he’s been looking at his cell phone for the last 5 seconds of our 10 second turn window. Completely justified in my opinion.

11/10/19
4:22 PM
4

C’mon those of you who get the reference, give this man a few stars. Also, I’m a bit disappointed that no one’s commented on what model Porsche it was, I can’t see enough of it to tell. Too bad for the passenger, as he or she surely didn’t deserve to pay for the driver’s foolishness. That fact reminded me of Paul Read more

11/9/19
5:10 PM
72

“Salt Bae” looked like a grade-A asshole from Day 1, so please pardon me while I try to contain my surprise at this unexpected turn of events

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11/7/19
12:05 PM
56

Sorry, but this is exactly why I argued for recasting. You’re not hurting the memory of Carrie Fisher in any way by doing justice to the character she brought to life who wound up being the greatest hero in Star Wars because she. never. gave. up. Read more

11/5/19
2:08 PM
1

I guess thematically you could say that they have been controlled by the machinations of the family going back generations, but even that is weirdly both thin and heavy handed. Read more

11/1/19
10:16 AM
1

I’m with you there. Toni Collette is fantastic, but man, what a boring, predictable movie.

11/1/19
9:56 AM
1

I actually didn’t hate it (I quite enjoyed the experience) but it was a movie that I was aware of falling apart/not adding up even as I watched it, which is never a good sign for me, and I have noooo interest in ever seeing it again. Read more

11/1/19
3:53 AM
1

Seriously, between the gator, the bear, and whatever the fuck that thing was near the end...yeah, Annihilation tripped my shit.