garrisondeanog
GarrisonDean
garrisondeanog
Jan 12
5

pshhh. lighten up. It’s just broadening culture and makes white people more understanding. What could go wrong? Now if you’ll excuse me...
 
Goodbye Phylicia!

Jan 7
1

I know, right? It’s like living near a bridge and then being upset by the troll.

Jan 6
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When I was 16, I still had a provisional Drivers License which meant I had to be back home by midnight. One night I got lost out in the suburbs... didn’t get home until 12:30. 

Jan 6
2

The worst. DC/MD kid. Right before I moved out of the area I was clearing up a few last minute things. Had to drive a friend to Alexandria or Arlington, (who knows, fuck Virginia). I was on one of those park roads that run through the area. It was a 50 mph road, that rounded a corner and immediately became a new, Read more

Jan 5
1

They could have Jar Jar Binks and the actual Jake Lloyd running around reading from Mein Kampf, but if it meant Disneyland was back open and I could finally go to Galaxies Edge, I’m cool with it.  I won’t lose too much sleep over canon at a theme park expansion a small fraction of humanity has gotten to experience. 

Jan 5
6

I’m going to give you a very valuable life lesson here. If you see something being sold at a Mall Kiosk there is a 100% certainty that there are both much better and/or cheaper versions of whatever that thing is somewhere else.

Jan 5
1

Wow. yeah. This is the first I’m hearing of it. Shame, sounds fun. 

Jan 5
1

*Checks news... Australia is on Fire. Iran is up to some shit. Trump being Trump.
welp...

Jan 5
1

I dunno. I’m no edgelord, but as a historical photo it’s kind of cool and would be a great character arc for this person who comes from a line of Brutal Amazonian Warriors to have to learn that extreme measures like this that she learned were ok in her isolated world don’t fit in a larger society even if the motives Read more

Jan 4
13

Considering Executives and Producers jobs are literally to oversee products it happens all the time, we just don’t hear about it. But go back through film history, read Raging Bulls Easy Riders or Kid Stays in the Picture and there are enough stories of disasters being headed off at the start, or guided through egos. Read more

Dec 30
2

She’s smart. I’ll hand it to her. It was fun watching Wonder Woman with her and my younger son as they basically, without my prompting I might add, MST3K’d the whole thing. 

Dec 29
25

I like that in a film where you can lasso a cloud, ride lighting, materialize a miles long 200 foot tall wall out of nowhere, and have a DC address with a 301 phone number in the era of landlines, the ability to just materialize Chris Pine out of thin air was just too unbelievable.

Dec 29
16

As Cheetah was ripping the armor apart like it was paper, my 11 year old daughter who had long given up on the movie at that point, said “Didn’t that armor hold off an entire army?”.

Dec 26
3

Not perfect, but damn, Sassy Justice does a bang up job of making it look pretty real.

Dec 21
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Been thinking about this all day. They’ve established Timothy Olyphant as a lawman in the backwoods of Tattooine, and now Boba Fett has taken over the local hillbilly crime syndicate. I’m not looking for Machete in space, I want “Justified” in space.

Dec 15
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It’s funny because she took the boy car and he’s left driving around like a woman gettin laughed at by all his bros who were smart enough to get their women a Peloton before they balloon up.  Oh Advertising. 

Dec 13
10

Maybe my favorite of the themes and opening credits. And thats a photo finish with the others coming in a very close second. Except for you Enterprise, you never make it out of the gate.