GarrisonDean
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11/18/19
2:55 PM
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Was he watching American Hero Story? I thought that felt more like a “Not American Hero Story” porn parody.

Either way, I love this damn show. 

11/14/19
10:40 PM
1

A Mach-E Auto, if it’s been said before and I missed it, I’m sorry, but I just mentally heard it and now I can’t un hear it. And I was just starting to like this thing.

11/11/19
12:26 PM
1

Is dillydally what we call reading emails and texts that aren’t important? If I see them looking down? They get the horn. If they are legitimately distracted, or looking at their kids or something... I’ll allow it for a few seconds.

11/11/19
9:38 AM
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I’ve never understood how anyone could eat a meal covered in salt run through the hair on the part of one’s arm people use to touch everything in the world you refuse to touch with your hands.

11/7/19
2:56 PM
1

I no joke thought the teaser image for this article was a screenshot from a SIMS game. 

11/7/19
12:26 PM
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I’m kind of surprised people didn’t realize this after TLJ. Han dies in 7, Luke in 8, in which they reveal that Leia is probably MUCH more powerful than we’d realized in a pivotal scene that everyone shits on, which, had she gone full Jedi in 9, would’ve been realized to be the first time she showed her hand to Read more

10/31/19
6:46 PM
1

It also had no rules. Not in a “This guy throws convention out the window!” kind of way, but in the way that all horror movies have to have rules to work by. Those rules can be bananas, but they have to have them. Case in point... Mother banging her head against the attic door because she’s locked out, establishing a Read more

10/31/19
6:41 PM
2

Yeah normally I’m able to give the non-narrative elements a little more weight, but so many of the visuals flew in the face of narrative parts that it kept pissing me off. The tiny house thing for example. We start with that great shot going into their model doll house. Then there were many exterior shots that framed Read more

10/31/19
5:23 PM
1

Annihilation could be a rom-com for the entire film, but if it still had that Bear Scene in it it would count as a Horror.

10/31/19
5:22 PM
2

I know I’m in the minority here, but holy cow did I not like “Hereditary”. Couldn’t wait for it to end. Happy to sit down and discuss with anyone over a cocktail. This is one of those few times where people look at me when I say that and go “WHAT?!!? You’re NUTS!!!” and then I explain it and I’ve almost turned every Read more

10/31/19
12:28 PM
1

Training Video. Also, I’ve found there is no polite way to deal with “Recliners” as they feel the entire world belongs to them. 

10/30/19
5:39 PM
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I know there’s a lot in this article, but the main thing I took away from it was that he’s ICHABOD?!? Never let it be said that a shave and a haircut can’t change a man. 

10/29/19
4:44 PM
17

Everyone wants the Lone Wolf Arya show, they know that, we’ll get it. 

10/29/19
4:43 PM
8

Probably because the audience wants knights and dragons and shit and if this is set thousands of years ago it means they’re probably wandering around the woods like Clan of the Cave bear.