Feb 14 2012
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This is Garrison Dean, io9's resident viscount of photoshopperie, reporting in. Much like your significant other,…
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Aug 11 2011
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![The Blood and Awesomeness-Soaked Trailer that <em>Conan</em> DESERVES! [NSFW]](https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_fill,f_auto,fl_progressive,g_center,h_900,pg_1,q_80,w_1600/18r5fffbbdu7ajpg.jpg)
Come on, we've got a hard R new Conan film coming out with plenty of red band footage online. Did you think I…
Jun 25 2011
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There will come a day in the future where humanity wises up and realizes the brilliance of Sir Michael Bay. I only…
Feb 13 2011
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It's fun to be a hater and dump on the lovers' holiday, but it's even more fun to take that chance and declare your…
Nov 28 2010
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Last week Annalee told me that io9 was going to devote a week to "Disasters", and wondered if I'd like to do…
Nov 14 2010
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Well friends, let's do it to it, shall we? ON TO DISASTER!!! As always click to enlarge.
Oct 31 2010
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Welcome Children to the weekly (when I get to it) spooky recap of this week in io9. Enter if you have the guts to…
Jul 11 2010
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People complained that we left Simon Tam out of our 1980s-style Firefly opening credits. You failed to realize: That…
Jul 8 2010
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Joss Whedon's Firefly was awesome, but its title sequence really didn't sell the show. What Firefly really needed…
Apr 4 2010
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Happy Easter all. Thought I'd take the short holiday to bring you all brand new fresh disaster!!! Maybe I put my all…
Feb 9 2010
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When io9 asked me if I could break away from my busy schedule of being awesome and create some disastrous Valentines…
Jan 24 2010
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Or, at least, it is when they interview moi for a pleasant fluff piece about fan-created trailers. Annalee can have…
Jan 10 2010
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Well hello there everyone. The minion is doing well and she gave me a little break from fatherhood to bring you all…
Oct 4 2009
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Hello friends. Over the past few months I've been telling you what was a disaster, now the time has come for you to…
Sep 27 2009
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So, I had done a couple of Disasters for you when I woke up Saturday morning to an apartment with no power. So I got…
Sep 20 2009
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Hello all. I'm sorry I haven't been getting this to you as often, but please enjoy today's Disaster.
Aug 30 2009
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Boy, you guys really really like Summer Glau. River more Bad-ass than Brock Sampson?! IT'S A DISASTER!!!
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Aug 16 2009
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Hello all. It's been a while. After traveling, family visits, technical difficulties, and paid work I am finally…
Jul 12 2009
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OHHHHH, it's spelled Bentl-E-y!!! Well now I know. I want to thank all of you for your many compliments on my 2012…
Jul 5 2009
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Well it's a holiday weekend and in an effort to work less on this week's column I probably ended up doing more…