Design2/14/12Feb 14 20121Design2/14/12Designio9's Official Valentine's Day Cards, For That Special Geek In Your LifeGarrisonDean37This is Garrison Dean, io9's resident viscount of photoshopperie, reporting in. Much like your significant other,…
Movies8/11/11Aug 11 20112Movies8/11/11 MoviesThe Blood and Awesomeness-Soaked Trailer that Conan DESERVES! [NSFW]GarrisonDean97 Come on, we've got a hard R new Conan film coming out with plenty of red band footage online. Did you think I…
Jun 25 2011Save6/25/11 This is a Disaster: If the Transformers 3 trailer took on all naysayersGarrisonDean278There will come a day in the future where humanity wises up and realizes the brilliance of Sir Michael Bay. I only…
Feb 13 201112/13/11St. Valentine, Patron Saint of DisastersGarrisonDean82It's fun to be a hater and dump on the lovers' holiday, but it's even more fun to take that chance and declare your…
Movies11/28/10Nov 28 20101Movies11/28/10MoviesDisaster, Immortalized.GarrisonDean208Last week Annalee told me that io9 was going to devote a week to "Disasters", and wondered if I'd like to do…
Nov 14 2010111/14/10The Walking Disaster!GarrisonDean81 Well friends, let's do it to it, shall we? ON TO DISASTER!!! As always click to enlarge.
Oct 31 2010110/31/10Must be the Season Of Disaster!!!GarrisonDean57Welcome Children to the weekly (when I get to it) spooky recap of this week in io9. Enter if you have the guts to…
Television7/11/10Jul 11 20101Television7/11/10TelevisionThe REAL reason Simon Tam wasn't in our 1980s Firefly intro!GarrisonDean236People complained that we left Simon Tam out of our 1980s-style Firefly opening credits. You failed to realize: That…
Jul 8 201017/8/10FIREFLY: The Credits Sequence It Deserved!GarrisonDean476Joss Whedon's Firefly was awesome, but its title sequence really didn't sell the show. What Firefly really needed…
Apr 4 2010Save4/4/10RELEASE THE DISASTER!!!GarrisonDean31Happy Easter all. Thought I'd take the short holiday to bring you all brand new fresh disaster!!! Maybe I put my all…
Feb 9 201012/9/10To Get No Valentines . . . Would Be A Disaster!!!GarrisonDean72When io9 asked me if I could break away from my busy schedule of being awesome and create some disastrous Valentines…
Jan 24 201011/24/10The state of the USA Today? IT'S A DISASTER!!!GarrisonDean37Or, at least, it is when they interview moi for a pleasant fluff piece about fan-created trailers. Annalee can have…
Jan 10 201011/10/102010 IS ALREADY A DISASTER!!!!GarrisonDean121Well hello there everyone. The minion is doing well and she gave me a little break from fatherhood to bring you all…
Movies10/4/09Oct 4 2009SaveMovies10/4/09MoviesChoose Your Own Disaster!!GarrisonDean55Hello friends. Over the past few months I've been telling you what was a disaster, now the time has come for you to…
Comics9/27/09Sep 27 2009SaveComics9/27/09ComicsThis Is A..."Disaster by Candlelight"?!?GarrisonDean42So, I had done a couple of Disasters for you when I woke up Saturday morning to an apartment with no power. So I got…
Sep 20 2009Save9/20/09For The World Is Hollow And I Have Touched The DisasterGarrisonDean27Hello all. I'm sorry I haven't been getting this to you as often, but please enjoy today's Disaster.
Aug 30 200918/30/09Summer Glau: When Fans Go Too Far, It's A DisasterGarrisonDean38Boy, you guys really really like Summer Glau. River more Bad-ass than Brock Sampson?! IT'S A DISASTER!!! (click all…
Aug 16 2009Save8/16/09THIS IS A DISASTER: ASSAULT ON SAN DIEGOGarrisonDean35Hello all. It's been a while. After traveling, family visits, technical difficulties, and paid work I am finally…
Jul 12 2009Save7/12/09This Is A Disaster: Less Impressive EditionGarrisonDean34 OHHHHH, it's spelled Bentl-E-y!!! Well now I know. I want to thank all of you for your many compliments on my 2012…
Jul 5 2009Save7/5/09The Following Preview Has Been Rated D... For DisasterGarrisonDean82Well it's a holiday weekend and in an effort to work less on this week's column I probably ended up doing more…