“ I gave my mother a cake , she turned into a large bear , my father then proceeded to try and kill her..if thats not a confusing and disturbing situation I dont know what is” .

I enjoy the double standard.

It gets worse. The game specifically describes itself as a “gun-breeding” game. It’s an otome. With a female main character. I don’t want to know.

There is still The Ministry of Time on Netflix. 

They should do a spinoff of People of Earth featuring just the Aliens, the best part of the show.

I’m ticked off because:

Awww, dammit. I really liked People of Earth. It was adorable.

FOX: There will be no more wanton violence; no further suffering, inflicted without reason or explanation. We will hurt you. And we are not sorry. But we do not do it to punish you. We do it to redeem you. Because afterward, you’ll be a better person...and because we love you. One day you’ll thank us for it.

Dear Universe:

You know, Crystal Skull gets a lot of flack, most of it deserved, but I’m willing to forgive a lot of that movie for that last scene where the wind blows the hat toward Shia LaBeouf and it seems almost as though DESTINY ITSELF has chosen a new Indiana Jones, but then Harrison Ford is like “fuck destiny” and grabs the…

And the Sumerians also gave us our first Super Heroine in Inanna who like Gilgamesh also slayed a dragon (the myths of Kur) but was also the first deity to go into the Underworld and come back transformed into something powerful and preternatural.

This. They have plenty of shows that they don’t air. They also don’t have a regular daily schedule from week to week. Instead you’ll have a week that looks sort of normal and then shit like this:

Why can’t we have both?

My favorite joke that was made was that the only two white guys in the movie are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum, making them the Tolkien white guys.

Try reading The Eyes of the Dragon. It is sort of a prequel, in a way, to the dark tower series. It’s a fantasy novel that takes place in... one of the worlds of the dark tower? It has been a long time, but I remember reading it in one sitting, over a Saturday when I was in 7th grade. It is one of my all-time favorite…

OK, that daughters note was the cutest thing I have ever seen.

From Joe Abercrombie:

Also People of Earth is coming back sometime this year. It gets almost no coverage here but it’s wonderful and it has aliens. Very delightful aliens having a lot of workplace drama while preparing for the invasion. And humans are pretty great too.

Ridiculous. Kept reading the article thinking “yes, they’re definitely going to put ‘Christmas in Hollis’ at 1"... I haven’t been this disappointed since yesterday.