That’s what happens when you believe in nothing but yourself.

It’s almost impressive the way that Trump brags about how his support can be bought.  I wonder how many millions Planned Parenthood would have to donate before Trump announced he had no choice but to support a federal right to abortion?

If you’re gonna troll us, at least have the courtesy to make a tomato-themed burner account like the good old days. This Alissa Walker-level shitposting isn’t fun.

Probably has too many windows. We know from his cult-school lawsuit that that’s one of his phobias.

I really hate that commercial where they’re in a morgue, looking at a transmission in a body bag.

Pennsylvania. I’ve never seen such a disaster of a road system. You want to stay on the highway you’re already on? Prepare to bounce between the far left and far right lanes as you navigate a whole series of interchanges that would give M.C. Escher a headache. Road signs are placed as late as possible to minimise your…

It’s the noveau-rich starter pack!

The Herb is just too cheap to hire an IT team. These sites have been slowly breaking down ever since he took over. A while back they instituted that stupid thing where if you scroll down, it loads into another article, and it’ll change the URL too. I think somehow the code got broken so that whenever there’s a Root…

It’s happened to me several times in the last week.

I’m still salty about Toys R Us. They took a stable, profitable store chain and purposefully ran it into the ground so they could sell it for parts.

There won’t be any polls to take people to.  He was just telling his “beautiful Christians” that if he wins this election, he’ll fix it so they won’t ever have to vote again.

Which is terrible for the environment and the opposite direction we need to be going. Turning cars into 5000 pounds of rolling e-waste is one of the worst trends we could chase.  Now more than ever we should be designing cars for longevity and ease of repair.

It’s literally a self-parking feature.  The whole point is the automation.  If you have to monitor it and command it when to stop, it’s really a remote control feature.  Which would be fine if it was actually advertised as such.

when using the Summon feature, you’re supposed to stop it once the vehicle gets in the position you want

A name he can’t use everywhere because of concerns it can be mistaken for a porn site (which somehow has nothing to do with the actual porn on the site).  What’s even dumber is that he’s throwing all his support to the political party that’s trying to ban porn!

But that doesn’t make it suck less! It’s still bad at being a sports car, it just has pop culture cred. That makes it overrated.

Obviously the DeLorean.

Has it been wrecked already or is the quality of that nose conversion just that bad?  I’ve seen $500 Fieros with kit car bodies that look better than that.

He says dumb shit like this on a daily basis.  Even if this particular comment was a joke, how would you even tell?  And what difference would it make?