If Vance suggested bringing back slavery, these cretins would cheer “about time.”

Trump has a toddler’s understanding of the world, which is what happens when you’re raised in a gold tower and have enough money to buy your way out of any problem, whether it’s paying for a spot in the graduating class or buying a bone spur diagnosis to dodge the draft. Actions simply don’t have consequences in…

He had the daily security briefing reduced to a weekly picture-book.  He didn’t absorb anything but McDonalds grease while in the Oval Office.

If Kotaku wasn’t a sad ghost town I’d go dig up the article about Musk’s shitty and amateurish Elden Ring build.  Dude can’t even do “terminally online nerd” right.

Shame she’s not from Virginia.  She’d already be in jail.

The “engineering” on the Cybertruck consisted of putting the initial prototype into production with zero changes or testing (I cannot overstate what a colossal failure it was that these clowns couldn’t figure out that the hubcaps would rub the tires until after they started shipping trucks to customers), so any…

I’m a sucker for 6 wheelers, but couldn’t tell you why.

The heavily-distressed saddle leather would look good on a traditional bench seat in a hot rod or pre-1955 truck. Putting it on modern seats, with diamond stitching and random black panels, just doesn’t work.  It’s like their mood board was “cyberpunk Wild West whorehouse.”  The styles just don’t mesh.

And this is why cars should have a physical steering system. If the power assist fails, you can still steer it manually. If steer-by-wire loses power, you’re just screwed.

“Totaled” just means the insurance decided that fixing it (their way) would cost more than the vehicle is worth. Doesn’t mean it’s unfixable, or not worth fixing. My 30 year old Saab that I bought for $900 would be totaled by a minor fender bender, but I have multiple parts cars, a complete shop manual, and plenty of…

And that’s why I’ll never run for president.

So they butchered the Ciel with a bunch of the Celestiq’s worst styling cues, gave it an atrocious non-dashboard, and then sat it on the tackiest donk wheels they could find.  I award Cadillac no points and may God have mercy on their souls.

An uglier and tackier Ciel.

Jesus, what do you even do with that much screen? Watch 5 different widescreen videos side by side?

No, he has. Special edition assassination-themed shoes:

Holy shit, that Corvette is like a half hour drive away.  If I wasn’t saving for a Factory Five I’d be all over that.

Late aughts for me. Some of the classes were normal, and some were blatant fearmongering and misinformation. The “health” class was particularly insane. Half was a bunch of BS about marijuana being a gateway drug and how within 6 months after smoking your first joint you’d be selling your ass on a streetcorner to get…

I remember when this video came out.  I was in college and we all had a good laugh about it.

I dunno, I think I would’ve kept the patina and made it a Mad Max RV and dressed up as Cannibal Elvis.

Unfortunately things like fear, hatred, bigotry, paranoia, etc. fit well on bumper stickers and goose-stepping chants.  It’s much harder to condense things like the concept of empathy into a Twitter post or motto on a flag.