It’s sad how many people are missing such an obvious joke.

My ‘91 Saab calls for mid-grade (Turbo/SPG models get premium).

If I deliberately shoot at someone and miss, technically nobody has been harmed, but I’m still guilty of attempted murder. It’s insane that Republicans are trying to excuse fraud, an actual crime, because there’s “no victim.” That’s not how fraud works!

He also said he doesn’t vaccinate any of his animals, so he’s a really special kind of fuckhead.  Dude should have his dogs and horses taken away on the basis of neglect.

It’s like the original Jurassic Park movie, but the dinosaurs are robots who have gained sentience.  It’s called. . . Jurassicworld.

Did somebody say Dinosaurs On a Spaceship?

The masks are saturated with Illuminati-engineered micro-chemtrails. Every time you exhale through a mask, it disperses a cloud of woke mind virus particles.

And they say liberals are snowflakes. JFC.

I’ve said from the start that stuff like OnStar is just spyware.

I was wondering why the comments wouldn’t load. Kinja fails so often that it’s hard to differentiate between Spamfucker actively nuking a site or simply letting the whole media group slowly fall apart due to malicious mismanagement.

Oh yeah, can’t wait for the TikToks of Wendys drones carpet-bombing the drillfield.

I wouldn’t count on it. They didn’t have any grounds to open an inquiry in the first place. Then they hinged their whole case on an FBI informant who turned out to just be parroting lies told to him by Russian officials. If the Republicans had one iota of shame or intelligence, they’d have tried to quietly wind down…

I was hoping this farce would end once it was revealed that the GOP’s star witness is a stooge for Russian intelligence, but no, they’re determined to keep tilting at windmills.

Zuck’s jacket looks like Uggs for the torso.

Dua Lipa confirmed.

Other cars have had glowing handles or buttons for over 20 years at this point. Leave it to Muskrat to “innovate” by making it a dark pull strap hidden behind a secret panel.

There was plenty of that in the old EU. One of the Gray Jedi could even wield lightning, not to torture or kill, but like a Force taser, to stun people.

The arm still bugs me.

wheel fairings on the truck are supposed to come off before doing tough off-road activities.

What are we calling this new meta?  Buttstreaming?