Hot damn, this looks like the cat’s titties. They had me at Immigrant Song, and then they came back for seconds with Thor’s “yes.”

America!

Same for me. But only because I have no retirement savings and will probably work until I drop dead anyway.

Also, if I wanted a clown to be President, I wouldn’t vote for Trump.

The GOP has to publish fake Lincoln quotes, because Lincoln would be fucking appalled by what has become of his party.

Apple has good reason for its exacting standards. Once they turn it on and dial the seventh chevron, the wormhole is going to justify everything Apple put their contractors through.

Oh, yeah, buddy. Bring it on. Depress me something good.

I gotta say, I got a lot more substantive information from Zach’s comment than I did from the original article (I’m also an anthropologist, FWIW).

We can disagree all day about my “tone.”

“It would be like using baleen whales to study the evolution of artiodactyl mammals.”

Where do I start.

I maintain that the hate for Comic Sans is similar to people’s distaste for the word ‘moist’- it’s not that most have actual strong feelings about it either way, it’s that it’s a memefied “cool” thing to hate.

Fibonacci is stupid easy though.

Don’t hold your breath, we’re moving in the opposite direction atm.

Wouldn’t it be great if the US finally converted to metric?

“Speaking with USA Today, Johnson once again confirmed that VIII will start the moment after The Force Awakens ends, the first Star Wars film to do that. ‘I don’t want to skip ahead two years,’ Johnson said. ‘I want to see the very next moment of what happens.’”

Little known fact: they actually did have toothbrushes back then, but T-Rex’s arms were just too short to brush their teeth with them.