“Comcast” “Time Warner” and “Have you heard the good news?” are all kill phrases.

while the seventh can detect seven kinds of narcotics

... or ‘spinned.’ Pretty sure it’s ‘spun.’ As not in “She had tresses like spinned gold.”

Way to immediately go way over the top there Beavis.

KickassTorrents Domain Seized, Site Back Up at Its Old Home

If someone wants to reject the facts, that's their business, in a free country

Superintelligence and religion seem to be mutually exclusive.

I hope every one of those people find their future self-driving cars always take them to the wrong side of the building.

"Things did not work out so well for the dude in the Colin Kaepernick jersey."

Slow down there, Daddy-O. CNN is hep to the jive lingo the mod kids grok, ya dig?

"The Terminator's an infiltration unit, part man, part machine. Underneath, it's a hyperalloy combat chassis - micro processor-controlled, fully armored. Very tough. But outside, it's living human tissue - flesh, skin, hair, blood, grown for the cyborgs..." - Kyle Reese

That scene of the bus flipping end over end...

It'll probably be terrible, but I'm in. What can I say? I'm a sucker for the franchise and I have terrible tastes sometimes.

Blogger Doom vs Fantastic 4Chan

Now now, in fairness, when I first heard the title for "Attack Of The Clones" I thought that was a terrible name...but then after I saw it and found out that it was a terrible movie, I realized the title was totally appropriate.

#prequelBashing

You're covering the wrong news here. The bigger question is HOW DID AN AIRPLANE GET IN OUTERSPACE?

Bach, humbug!

This has nothing to do with the post, but I just needed to confess: when I was younger I would rob my bar hookups if they were a lousy lay. Like, take a bottle of booze or a DVD or a scarf. Something to make it worth my time.