Slams entertainment television as pablum for the masses in comments section of article about entertainment television. I'll be over here enjoying the moment.

Don't worry. In 100 years no one will be able to understand any of us..... (Because of the dirt in our mouths)

I can't believe nobody has made an app called iBleed

Stay to the right (at least in most places). When in the grocery, on a sidewalk, in the hallway stay to the right and be aware of other people walking in the opposite direction.

This is likely to cause a whole new round of debate. But if there's anyone who's ready for a knockdown-drag out fight, it's Ray Rice.

The handrail in the elevator has also expressed regret for its involvement.

I swear to god, once this ice bucket challenge started the portrait video uploads has gone through the roof.

Massive Anne Rice fan here, which should come as no surprise considering my screen name. I am extremely excited for this. Apparently Christopher Rice is tapped for the screenplay for Tale of the Body Thief. Here's hoping they get him to work on Interview.

This might be the biggest first world problem I've even seen.

It might be a prison but I'd still rank it above a Carnival cruise ship.

Why won't she answer questions about all those people she killed with her bare hands in Benghazi?

Jeeze, where's Sgt. Murtaugh when you need him?

Its the internet. Of course its a thing.

That's not true. 20 million sold to date. I have 3.

I am confused by this headline. Based on a thorough and time-consuming search of relevant video clips on the internet, it is my impression that women do not, in fact, have pubic hair.

When I first came here, this was all flood prone valley. Everyone said I was daft to build a city in a flood prone valley with random mountain stuff, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into a sink hole. So I built a second one. That sank into a sink hole. So I built a third. That burned down, fell…

We built this city.

God you people are nerds.