Please please please let all the entrances actually lead to moving vans headed for the coast to deposit them on pilotless garbage barges.

I feel like people are watching these movies for all the wrong reasons. Like, turn off your fucking brain and enjoy the superhuman slugfest for what it is, and then turn your brain back on afterwards.

That’s just how unoriginal it is! But good point, thank you.

you need to install if you want to keep using it, and you must do so before March 22nd. ...

Olivia Munn is so thristy.

Your reading comprehension is shite.

Why do you think she did? Sure it’s happened before to other people, but Stoya never mentioned reporting this to any law enforcement body.

PRO TIP: Tweeting that you got raped isnt recognized as a legal action. You need to go tell the police, you know the guys in the cars with the lights on top.

This is a fantastic illustration of Gawker.

Its called: Wouldn’t the world be great without brown people messing everything up.

That’s because he was probably Rey’s Obi-Wan...

(But his X-Wing is awesome, despite the impracticality of making your leader’s ship stand out.)

Interesting. I found Maz to just be the magical negro trope.

The juxtaposition of that vs. Kylo trying to become more powerful through manually producing pain by punching himself in the wound was amazing.

I believe/hope the fact that Rey is Luke’s daughter won’t be some sort of critical climax in the sequel, but will rather be brought up naturally at the start of the movie. What I do hope, though, is that we will explore who the mother possibly could be. Given that she seems to be quite strong that fast points to the…

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I’m guessing you’re pretty new here.

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Oh, so we’re not allowed to have criticisms or suggestions for improvement on something that is free? Instagram shows me ads. They make money off of ME. They’ve made their product something that is a part of everyday life for their customers—both business customers and regular users. You’re damned right they should…

You must be white.