...the nerve to try and task my wife to help fix this abortion
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I have no idea if that Star Wars quote at the end is this guy's email signature, or if he just thought that would be the perfect zinger to end his scathing rant with.
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Girl in the Vine...front row seats, staring at the jumbo-tron. :/
Looks like it's a Tyler Perry remake of Weekend at Bernie's called, Weekend at Bernice's.
Somewhere, Darren Sharper just got an erection.
But, hey, at least it's a woman so it's not a "distraction".
Man, if Kenworthy escapes with the puppies, I can just see Putin now, furious and screaming at the Tsar of Dog-Killing, forcing him to listen to the Baha Men over and over and over while slowly attaching jumper cables to the man's nipples.
The hypocrisy from certain authors and commenters on this website is genuinely just insane.
"Hey, Fatty. You need to lose weight. You're unhealthy. But only lose the right amount of weight. You lost too much. You're unhealthy. Weigh what I think you should weigh."
So, trans woman flouts law, demands pity when treated sternly but humanely by authorities. Also permitted to live-tweet throughout "ordeal," which means it wasn't an ordeal at all.
"Coincidentally, downhill skiers have gotten a lot faster since the start of the race." - Matt Lauer
Bro,
which is pretty much all that happens in the athlete's village anyway.
This is clearly one of the unintended consequences of Putin's partial rollback of Gorbachev's Glasnost policies. Had Putin not placed tighter restrictions on the import of western television programs, Russian citizens would have had the opportunity to see the final 30 seconds of every "The Price Is Right" broadcast.
I just want to make sure I've got your rules correct here: It's bad to call someone ugly, but okay to call someone a needle dick. Bad to make a joke about one's appearance, but fine to joke about suicide. Please hurry up and publish your entire manifesto of what is and is not okay to comment about on Deadspin so you…
You spend an awful lot of time posting about murder. Your replies are much better when you try to be witty or impress us with your voluminous lexicon rather than when you try to be an angry little dickwad.
You probably want to do some research on Judaism and the Jewish people, you might come up with some fascinating info on that one.
"and those sheets had been taken away for cleaning, and hadn't come back."
This seems to be Russia's solution to everything.
...not all man holes are always covered