america works just like a car... you put it in (D) to go forward and (R) to go backwards...

And d) he’s married

This is the real COTD.

It might also say he is a tradesman who needs to haul his tools around but doesn`t need to look like a tool in a pickup.

I’m not a parent, but I’ve met a few, and I even have some of my own. The general consensus seems to be “Parenting is one of the hardest things you will ever do in your life, but it’s completely worth it.” If that’s true, then for many people, a minivan full of kids is a pretty happy life.

Careful, such creatures often have very fragile egos. Instead of enjoying “slow cars fast”, they blame their kids and the minivan for their dreary life (if they have never actually driven a minivan, then that’s just the definition of trolling) ... their subpar parents probably started this cycle of sadness.

I personally don’t get it. A minivan for a guy says to a lady: a) he has kids, so he can most likely bear responsibility, b) at least one other female liked him enough to procreate with him, c) stable enough with his masculinity to drive a minivan. What else do women want?

I am of a similar opinion. Either they hate their kids or their parents sucked. Or both. Besides, real Jalops know all about “slow cars fast.”

You are a horrible person for recommending the Previa. When going proper JDM...

I was thinking of getting a second Sienna for my little fleet ... what’s giving up x 2? ;)

Oh. The old “minivan drivers have given up” argument. Clever. Nuanced.

As we hope you will be so you don’t have kids of your own.

200mph with a check engine light.

Hell of a ticket. I doubt he’ll be able to dodge this in court.

A rich white lady with thin skin? Man, I believe it when I see it.

The question here is wether or not one thinks that this project is good for the surrounding community. If the answer is yes—which is what I’d argue, strongly—then tax incentives are a fairly standard ask. Good luck finding someone who’d be willing to rehab that train station without some buy-in from the local…

So I want to do $75000.00 worth of renovations to my house- will the city give me $25000.00 in tax breaks to do it ? I will employ local homeless people to do the work on my house

Did you mean any run of a Jaguar? Have a coworker with a frequently immobile S-Type, usually transmission is wonky or battery evaporates overnight, sadly it is their more reliable car. They love it and how it drives but hate the constant conga line of problems since they bought it slightly used.

It costs more than 45k. Only the people who trick out their Tesla’s with the options get moved ahead on the assembly line.

Come on guys, aren’t your expectations a little high for a $45k car?