>irregardless

Please marry me.

The use of the word "irregardless" is the best part of this post. It is the, subtle, little touches that give that capture the spirit of an angry involuntarily celibate fedora-wearing nice guy.

you are my favorite gimmick.

Consider how you are dressed.

step 1: stalk yourself. how easy are you to stalk? could you rape you?

In other words, don't be a woman.

GGFM, you are a beautiful unicorn and I hope you get to eat fudge at the seaside.

I assume you've been wearing a bra since puberty right? that's why your breasts hurt. if you had never worn a bra then they would sag less and not hurt even when doing physical activities like sports. if you'd like I could go into more detail if your curious how and why that's the case.

Hi! G-cupper here. Definitely painful. No idea what "science" you're on about, bud.

Because: men.

My girlfriend would like me to point out that if she were going to go into battle, or fight someone, or do pretty much anything physical, she'd be wearing a good bra that doesn't allow for much movement despite her larger cup size, and doesn't understand video game costumes at all, nor why developers feel the need to…

And, like, a physicist.

It kinda helps to know about the reproductive system of women when making laws about the reproductive rights of women.

Except the fight over abortion is all at the state level not federal. So these people and ignorance they exhibit when weighing in on such things matters a whole hell of a lot. I lived in Kansas where it was impossible to get an abortion and you had to go over stateline to Missouri. Some people live a 8 hour drive from…

You know, between this and the whole "women's bodies can shut pregnancy through rape down" from a few years ago - I'm starting to actually wonder what sort of magic anatomy some people believe women have.

I mean honestly, because if we mapped out how these things all work in concert it would start to look like some…

Fuckin' vaginas, man. How do they work?

I would have seen a lot more pregnancies in high school if it worked that way.

"I need to examine your ear canals. Here, let's ram this wire camera up your penis through your body cavity to check."