You sound smart.

It’s the only take-away from this whole story, to be honest.

Because everyone can relate to youthful mistakes?

Glad you’re a fan of horrible disgusting women!

No

A sun warmed on-the-vine watermelon is all a man really needs.

Your first day observing the political process?

What the fuck is a desert island?

Gawd she is so fucking hot! That ankle, man.

Same

Residential neighborhood, dude? mob justice is often icky but I hope the internet eats you alive.

Story time:

Awesome

The top picture may or may not be Tom Hanks but the second pic is definitely two guys with piss-soaked underwear.

I can’t even take it when people use internet-speak in real life.

No, her taint was collateral damage.

Megadeth, for the win.

On an unrelated note, I washed my balls in the ocean last month. Campground showers are for suckers.

Rubio already has a beard.

Shit turned dark and revolting.