What a heel turn!

This story is depressing but the payoff at the end was a cool surprise.

Here’s how things work around here:

I do it because I’m not an asshole

I may be wrong, but it sounds like the intended use of this option is to increase the size of the prize pool for your league. NFL.com doesn’t get the money, right? Right? Please tell me I’m right.

Can’t blame her.

I’m sorry, did you think busting through the highest glass ceiling in the world was going to be easy?

The hardcore feminist apparently didn’t.

Wall of taco trucks

What, I’ve seen worse names.

That’s how I roll

What? He literally said he can’t let Ali die in vain. Christ.

If I had lost a child at Sandy Hook, I think I would take a serious run at this motherfucker.

I’m sorry but why would I want to de-stink my farts? My farts don’t bother me, everyone else’s do.

*reads entire article*

A quality diss track leaves only clues as to who is being dissed. The very best diss tracks hide their true nature and only reveal themselves under close inspection.

Not Luke Walton, that’s for damn sure.

ps. Ass pics pls

Four year olds, Dude.

To be fair, watching a carpetbagger win “his” seat was probably too much to bear.