Yeah! Let's kill the scum! Glory to the Cameron! Our Lord and savior! May he guide us in the bloodshed in the movie wars!

Right— this is the future “Star Trek” imagined, where everything is free and our basic needs are taken care of and people can be happy.

Good point

Isn’t this just standard feelings from a teenager? I felt this way all the time dealing with my parents and other adults as a teenager. And nowadays I’m sure I’d hold a teenager's opinions in the same regard that adults held mine many years ago. It's the curse of aging.

The only movie star I can really think of is The Rock— but is the downfall of the “movie star” a result of Marvel movies or simply the other ways people consume media and make people famous? TikTok stars and social media influencers and Twitch streamers all seem to have become the next generation of famous people with…

But having a reasonable take like this won't generate clicks! Think about the clicks for fading media news companies!

Indiana Jones infiltrating the stock car circuit in the late 60's would be an interesting movie

Poor Mothra gets sacrificed in like all the movies she's in— but she always comes back!

Grandhog Day... wait

“We couldn't stand to be in the same galaxy together! So's I goes and gets my intergalactic spaceship and fly to Glorbulon-7 for a while, then my agent gives me a call..."

But it's canon that spaceships powered by horses running on giant wheels are just faster than the others

I think it's a bit too open ended for that, a couple folks could just help him swim to shore, it's not outright hopeless when there's a whole bunch of people around him

Only until they are born— then they lose all their rights and government support again.

What kind of democratic voter are you, don’t you know we all commit fraud and vote 70 times?! You gotta get out there so you can hit multiple polling stations! It's gotta be true, I saw it on the Fox News!

“He prefers to be called Dick which, in his case, is both a noun and an adjective.”

Suddenly it looks like my decision to wait until the series concluded in conjunction with the showrunners’ wishes before watching anything past Season 2 doesn’t look so bad.

That Twitter handle seems like it was created to make the poster think twice before posting, but it doesn’t seem to be working. Juliet, stop indeed.

It was all about the clicks! She was pushed to generate more clicks for The AV Club!

The hotel's core values aren't to go around with heavy weaponry and shoot one another? How am I, an idiot, supposed to know that without them explicitly telling me that?!

“Love him or hate him [Herb Spanfeller] bought [G/O] fair and square... Keep failing Kotaku. You’re good at it lmao”