My bouquet toss story ... I was at a small wedding of a close friend who happens to be part of the family that owns the business I work for. At 39, I am the resident spinster at any social event, but I knew there would be a bouquet toss that would probably be stacked in my favor, so I prepared myself to suck it up.…

I feel sure that there’s a place on the dark net where a woman is smugly writing about a visit to Subway where a bunch of dummies didn’t now how to pronounce chi-poh-little.

Thanks for prompting this conversation. The amount of gastrointestinal discomfort that I experience after eating peppers made me decide to start telling servers that I’m allergic. I was initially reluctant because my illness is not as bad as death, but I decided that it isn’t reasonable to make myself miserable in…

Burt Wonderstone would have thrown in a photoshopped picture. These musicians are so lazy.

This scene cannot be judged by what is acceptable in today's society. I agree that the jokey tone of the scene in the television show seemed off, but Jamie had to spank her. Not only is it historically accurate, Claire Does Not Get It. Until the spanking, Claire does not have any sort of inkling that her behavior…

Plantar fasciitis has beat me, so I wear Crocs flats and flip flops. Never the original ones though!

Since I've apparently become an old maid, Netflix is a sure thing while sex is hard to come by. I'd love to vote sex every time but what if it's just a pipe dream?

They had binders full of women.

The general public is so exhausting that sometimes it's easier to just humor them and not ask too many questions.

I'm not married, but my sister had a make up artist for her wedding and it was awesome. I paid for her to do mine too just because. She touched us up in between the ceremony and the pictures and also came to the reception and touched up before they cut the cake.

I love this article and love that you sacrificed your taste buds to give us a glimpse into the supposed luxury, but RHOC will always be best of the franchise.

I can't believe you would hate on CPK like that.

Giuliana hates FP? She's not a good enough actress to fake looking like she's having a great time while others are making the jokes. The only thing she hates is being exposed as talentless on such a wide scale.

I worked in fast food for several excruciating years and a constant joke was me walking in the door and somebody mentioning that we now had one person that could pass a drug test.

I'm impressed by that dedication. I've never worked that hard for a snack.

I'm pretty well-endowed, so my boobs serve as a convenient shelf while I'm reclined. Things like the remote and the candy I'm eating sit on top while things like my phone and pens get tucked in my cleavage. Sometimes this results in finding odd bits and pieces in my bra when I take it off.

Are you familiar with Luby's? It's a cafeteria. I don't know what level comes above batshit insane, but this is it. They're standing in line with a tray to pick up a piece of fried fish that's been sitting under a heat lamp in a puddle of grease.

I would totally eat these and love them. Of course, I'm pretty much addicted to sugar. Give me all the sugar! More sugar flavored sugar!

This is just another example of how tone deaf the Academy is. Women? Meh. Funny women? Somehow offensive. Funny women who are also irreverent? Get out of our Academy.

I didn't actually realize that Azalea Banks and Iggy Azalea are actually 2 people. Maybe I usually hear "Azalea" and tune out there.