Simple, because two hard shiny helmets glance off of one another when they hit at an angle. If they had thick pads, the pads would grip one another and severely torque the head/neck.

like Mark Kelso’s Great Gazoo job?

I actually hoped he would retire over this. Because even though I am a hypocrite who still watches and follows the NFL religiously, I am basically rooting for every player in the league to retire at all times and hopefully save themselves from a life of misery.

As punishment for the forfeit, CONMEBOL has extended Messi’s ban by another three months.

“I don’t give a shit about pro wrestling. Here’s my opinion on it.”

You ever see him back up all his schoolyard pranks with substance?

I don’t know. Physically iffy, long string of criminal and character issues, sounds like he has Bengal written all over him. 

I call it the “Head Sock” you can use it to keep sweat out of your eyes while playing sports like Golf! Organic cotton weave and just $99.99! Act now!

Yeah, I know.  It’s nice to hope, though.

That’s not gonna happen

Jon Jones fleeing the scene comes to mind

Those aren't redactions; they're tiger stripes. Go Bengals!!!!

I did very poorly that semester

WHY DO THEY STILL MAKE BLACK HIGHLIGHTERS?!?!

Masvidal to AEW confirmed

Your battery level is triggering me.

Nobody is forcing you to watch, read, click, or comment. On the whole it is far less dangerous than football.

Because they’re both adults who sign up knowing the full risk of it.

I must be in the minority (my dad too), because I hate it when I get a craft beer that has no head on it from a bartender who should know better.