Carmelo is reportedly devastated, because he had already bought a stylish fancy hat he had planned to wear to Clinton’s inauguration.

Agreed, it’s gonna be an uphill battle all year. Steve Ott is a waste, at least for now Vanek is showing up.

I hate to be pedantic, but if the Loch Ness monster is real, then it wouldn’t have been a tadpole in 2003. Surely.

“Okay, so how do we trade for Journalism?”

Counterpoint:

I can’t even make a pun one person can enjoy, let alone one that forty love.

Westbrook all like:

its criminal court not misogyny court you dumb fuck

“I went one step better and left behind unused ones.” - Shawn Kemp

“Just sitting around the house tonight w my dog. Felt like I should be doing something important, but couldn’t put my finger on it”

Bene’ Beworkinelsewhere

They can’t bring in Kaepernick, if he ever takes a knee to close out a game he will be disrespecting the military.

most canadians think of hockey sticks when TPS is mentioned. or at least i do. then office space.

Indeed. You’ll learn a lot from falling 50 feet. More than twice as much from 100...

Apparently LeVar Burton is teaching kids to dance instead of read. Sad.

Jays fan here too. Most people in Toronto are pretty chill, however, we’re also the city that elected Rob Ford.

So his lawyer’s have tried slut-shamming her, releasing her name, and want her sexual history to be known.

That is a triangle of offenses.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Tentative Handjob is the name of my emo band.

Tentative Handjob is the name of my emo band.