HOLD ON. The Crew have been saved!

This creates an awesome 24-team league for one year only. 12 teams per conference. Let me show you how amazing this is.

Four divisions:
Pacific (VAN, POR, SEA, SJ, LAFC, LA)
Midwest (MIN, RSL, COL, SKC, HOU, FCD)
Central (ATL, OSC, TFC, CHI, CIN, CLB)
Atlantic (MTL, PHI, NE, DCU, NYC, NYR)

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hell yeah

What do you mean “compromised?” It’s okay to be critical of the FBI and CIA btw.

chess

chess

Every effort to reduce the national debt has killed the American middle class. Maybe these austerity measures are the reason for those failures? Hyman Minsky, anyone?

Marriage hurts the economy. The ideal capitalist society is everyone living in their own apartments paying their own rent, buying their own washing/drying machines, cars, microwaves, etc.

I have the Bulls winning between 13 and 17 games this year, finishing dead last in the league.

Unionize and cook Ebenezer Scrooge for Christmas dinner.

pod save america is a chapo trap house episode come to life

vietor is a ghoul and the johns are annoying

Sanders is who the Democrats should be and his “cult of personality” was based on his policies, not a sharply honed, fabricated image.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Steph is kind of exhausting.

The loser’s children get locked in cages and drugged by camp guards.

Only tacky people like all the shlocky patriotic cop-raganda. 

Tell them that American military propaganda is ubiquitous in all media and that attempts to protest the influence of the military in contemporary life is met by increased violence against minorities in America and abroad.

Babe Ruth’s first wife died in a house fire in January 1929. Imagine if that happened in 2018 to America’s most famous athlete. The world would be turned upside down.

Me, in 2018: “Everyone please go watch a regular season NFL game on YouTube from 1972 and tell me 2018 NFL athletes wouldn’t demolish those guys.”

Lil Stoner was one of 18 kids and his sister died after being struck by lightning.

“ATL UTD FC” winning an MLS Cup in a brand new 80,000-seat arena after only two years of existence is exactly why the MLS sux

C’mon, the European teams are great because there are so many teams in all levels of the national pyramids. The idea that “Atlanta United FC” should even be considered as a soccer team alongside those teams is bogus. MLS teams aren’t local. They’re elements of a Bain Capital-esque enterprise that exists to mimic…