It would be great for TV if voters got to vote for some Federal seats...you know, the seats that have an extraordinary amount of power.

This girl’s a teacher?

Your rent is due today, faceless competitor. I wish you the best in your pursuit to afford yer own paradise. That is, unless the CIA doesn’t fuck your poor shit hole to death first.

Only matters if they’re better than the Jazz.

Israel...now Saudi Arabia...the obvious next boycott will be against the United States.

The thin blue line protects racists and child rapists. Fuck off forever.

Fuck this.

I remember when Lou Dobbs started his “illegal immigrants” diatribe back during the ACA committee hearings in early 2010. It was a ploy by Republicans to offer a party platform plank as large as the ACA would be for Democrats. Early 2010: Haiti earthquake, the beginnings of the Tea Party, Scott Brown in Massachusetts,…

“Brian Kemp is a terrorist sympathizer.”

See ya never, Megan!

It was the bomb sent to Maxine Waters that Cesar “The President Honey Boo-Boo Super-Fan” Sayoc left his greasy fingerprints on.

I found an actual Avenatti fan?

Axelrod is an unbelievably boring interviewer.

well it is Kentucky

The obvious goal here is to turn the Southern border into the West Bank, a massive no man’s land from which the apartheid force can snipe impoverished teenagers with no threat from the international community.

The US can’t go bankrupt on debt owed in US dollars.

I just want to know how referees are ranked. Give me ref stats!

Oh man. He is a great guy, and I am glad he has a sense of humor. He was also the only athlete who really reproached Trump’s insults against athletes in a really honest way.

Supporting law enforcement and the military is how we know you’re a fucking racist prick.

This is an literal episode of “Making a Murderer”