If testicles growled when someone was horny, would it even be possible to teach high school classes over the sound of the growling?

I was there in 08 and swapped my hairpin tickets on Saturday for ones at the start/finish line. We were in the front row which is probably less than 10 feet from where the cars go past. I didn’t have ear plugs in when the first car went by. That was insanely loud. Ear plugs went in immediately after that. I usually…

It is a neat location for a track and east to get to. I was there in 08 and had a great time. It was 90+ degrees and humid that year but being in the middle of a river made it much more bearable. Unfortunately the apartment we rented for the week didn’t have air conditioning and we roasted there.

“If you can swim fast, try to rape her near a lake or river. That way you’ll have a better chance at escaping.”

It will consist of 45 minutes of them driving around in an RV, 40 minutes of commercials, 5 minutes of talking from the new bad guy they’ve been hyping all season, and then a bullshit cliffhanger. Oh wait...wrong show.

I wasn’t worried about serial killers grwoing up although I just happened to be in Milwaukee the week Dahmer was arrested.

I was at Disney with my wife and kid a couple of months ago. We had a fast pass reservation to meet Anna and Elsa from Frozen. My kid was wore out and we went back to the hotel. I joked with my wife that I should I go back by myself and meet the princesses. I imagine every security camera would be fixated on me and…

I find it funny when one of the winglets or other aero devices breaks off of a F1 car and the car performs the same or better. They spent all this time and money and it really didn’t do anything.

I think you need to review Blaze and the Monster Machines next. That seems to be Nick Jr’s next big show/toy selling opportunity. That show has Crusher, the whiniest bitch of a character outside of Caillou.

I find that the body scanners false alarm too often. I empty my pockets completely and they still seem alarm when they shouldn’t, which leads to a patdown and slows down the line. I had them alarm on my bare wrist before. Instead of sending me through because there obviously was nothing there, they patted down my bare…

The 8:45 central start times for home games with Chicago, St Louis, Dallas, and Minnesota were idiotic. I understand a west coast game is going to start later, but don’t start games with two teams in the central time zone that late. Especially when they advertise showing all of the games over 4-5 networks and then…

“Excuse me store employee...this detergent only gets me to Asian. I was looking for more of something in Scandinavian or Irish.”

One good thing about the commercial is that is didn’t have a bunch of disclaimers on the bottom of the screen like it would in this country. “Dramatization”, “Do not attempt”, “Closed course, professional driver”, etc.

School just ended yesterday here in my part of IL. Lately they have been going into early June because they close school for winter weather way too easily these days. All of the bad weather happened on weekends or over Christmas break. The weird thing is that they start school in mid-August. Then they have to dismiss…

I grew up along the Mississippi River so I hate the Vikings more than the Bears. Once you get away from that part of Wisconsin, the Bears are definitely the bigger rival.

As a Packer fan who grew up along the Mississippi River, I hate the Vikings far more than the Bears. I had to deal with more Vikings fans growing up and it seemed like the Vikings would always find some way to beat the Packers. In the 80's that wasn’t too hard, but they always seemed to lose in the 90's. Favre always…

I usually forget to take my name tag off at a work conference after the meetings are done for the day.

Little kids playing hockey is great. I like it when they are the little kids who can barely skate. The games usually end up with a massive pileup in the middle of the ice. There is always one or two kids who can skate better than I ever will be able to.

Checketts’ group bought the Rivermen from the owner in Peoria. When Stillman’s group bought the Blues, the Rivermen were part of the deal. I think Stillman wanted to keep the Rivermen, but with the financial situation the Blues were in with some of the deals Checketts had signed, Stillman was looking to get rid of…

I feel your pain. I used to have season tickets to the Peoria Rivermen when they were in the AHL. I got to see the Aeros many times over several seasons. We currently have a SPHL team but that is just not the same. I was shocked to hear that the Aeros were no more.