The regular Surface is $499, Surface Pro 4 may come in 2 sizes, Surface Mini is dead (for now), and there may be a Surface phone next year.

You eat the lunch your wife packed at like 10 a.m. then still go get your burrito. Or eat the burrito and throw the lunch away and never mention it. But you don’t, under any circumstances, risk fucking that situation up, you moron.

But how else would we know about ONE-WEEK FANTASY FOOTBALL BROUGHT TO YOU BY FAN DUEL/DRAFT KINGS?

Gee its almost like football is a sport with a lot of physical contact and violence and if it were played like soccer or rugby everyone would be dead at the end.

Hey now, hillbilly doesn’t mean we’re idiots who take matters into our own hands. That being said, wonder if these Qatari boys know wrastlin’?

Does this mean a US citizen can’t get into trouble for beating the shit out of one of these wastes of space?

I think someone should call up their hillbilly buddies to sort this out if Police can’t do anything.

I think, if the form factor continues to grow in popularity, we’ll see that, but not via Microsoft Surfaces. Instead, it will be from third-party OEMs, such as Lenovo, with their upcoming Miix Surface-style tablet. Dell supposedly has one in the works too. They’re much more likely to cover the lower end of the price…

“The warm sound of vinyl, with hisses cracks and pops is something that can’t be recreated by digital media”

“All I care about is playing football... That’s why I ripped off his helmet and tried to crack his skull. That’s me playing football.”

East-West grave suggests a Christian burial, meaning that he was not likely to be a criminal. The shallow grave suggests it was done quickly, either due to time constraints or number of bodies. My guess would be a battle death.

Ah I know its cliche to want a tree planted over your dead body, but now I want a tree planted over my body so that in couple hundred years maybe my skeleton can scare someone when the tree falls over.

That is fucking disgusting and should be outlawed. Playing on a dirt field in fucking 2015? Jesus.

Ill add to this one. Two of my friends lived in a duplex after college and routinely got blackout drunk. The family that lived underneath them had a daughter in the Girl Scouts. The dad waited until he knew they were both wrecked and sent the daughter up. A few weeks later and an entire case of cookies shows up at…

Any tattoo parlor that will ink an obviously drunk person should lose their license.

Xanax always makes me buy crazy shit, not alcohol.

“Who developed the Polio vaccine” is not science. It is, at best, science history.

I feel like this is just gonna be ingress with a pokemon skin, with fighting and trading. Its not really augmented reality its simply a gps cache game. Its a great idea but I feel like its not gonna live up to the hype in the slightest.