That, my friends, is a slipping transmission.

creamed bacon risotto

I swear my sophomore English teacher showed us a version of Romeo & Juliet that had brief nudity. This was pre-internet, so any glimpse of boobs was legitimately a big deal.

Are they literally right across the street from a Military base? Do they have signs that say “Your Power of Attorney is Good Here” and “Double your Tax Refund?”Stay away young enlisted person.

Will you get a Lamborghini for $0.36 on eBay? We may never know...

How this car got away is anybody’s guess.

The fate of the Jalopnik mobile command center

“Like a good neighbor, state farm is there.”

- Stalin, to the Ukrainians

I hope that wall had insurance!

11. Dead puppy smell.

Are they limiting her professionally? Are they intruding on her though?

“I felt incredulous that people who are in uniform, on the job, and trusted with protecting the public could express so much contempt for women,” she said. “The misogyny is horrifyingly casual. How can such attitudes not affect their police work?

Don’t believe everything you see on the internet.

I’m not even mad... Heck, i’m impressed!

All I see is this:

This guy should have realized that this is only a Jeep thing

On track, all this engineering comes together in what has to be the best, most complete performance car to ever come out of Ford’s stables. Yes, you read that right. Ever. EVER.

Sir Charles at this point is pro sports’ batshit crazy uncle. Cool as fuck, was a great player, and now just says random crazy fucking things to the point where it doesn’t even generate outrage anymore. I like it.

I used to often travel between Calgary and the B.C. Interior, which means a 7-hour drive through the Canadian Rockies, including four national parks. A beautiful trip. It can be quite relaxing in winter, but in the summer it’s full of tourists of all sorts from near and far. Every fourth vehicle is an RV. I can’t…

Two because the second one literally happened in my driveway upon completion of a trip.